A few weeks back I posted an articled called What the hell is wrong with young people today? which was about the responses I received from a Kijiji ad for an Online Marketing Assistant. Truth be told, I filled the job via a personal referral from a friend that I trusted rather than go with the people who applied but today I received a fresh reply from somebody and (I swear to god) their application for the job was:
more info please
As if this position was some type of posting for a … I don’t even know what.
So here’s what I thought I’d do today because I’m in a writing mood and that one pissed me off a little bit (OK, I’m just in a bad mood because of something completely unrelated but today is honesty day), I’m going to tell you what I and countless other people do every time you apply for a job with us.
First, I Facebook you.
Yep, the very first thing I do before I even talk to you is I Facebook you using your name and email address. This lets me see:
- Who your friends are (in case we share any);
- What types of things your into;
- Your education etc.
Second, I Google you.
You’d be amazed how many totally useless things I find out about potential employees by searching the Internet. For example, I discovered the home address and telephone number of an applicant this weekend which led me to find out that they have a MySpace page which in turn led me to both their musical preference and nude photos of them. Now I’m not saying I would preclude people from a job because their topless tattoo shots are gracing the front of a website but it rarely helps.
Finally I Twitter you.
I’m still trying to figure this Twitter thing out but I think I’m getting the hang of it and what I’ve discovered is that a lot of people post a lot of stuff about their alcohol consumption levels and much like Facebooking, you should never do it drunk.
Why?
Maybe I’m a little damaged but I believe that an employee is an extension of the company and since I am the company, I think an employee is an extension of me and my reputation. With that in mind there are some pretty basic things that I think people should keep in mind with presenting themselves on the web:
- As nice as your breasts are, they are unlikely to help my SEO value
- Drunk photos of you peeing are also not helpful
- Much like Vegas, what happens on the Internet stays on the Internet
- If you could Google what happened in Vegas, we’d all be screwed.
btw, I read a great piece today called 8 Tips for Aspiring Entrepreneurs that had some really funny job related content and as a last minute edit I thought I’d share the link with you all.